peace love unity respect


We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via -getbusyliving)




Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via -getbusyliving)


my talents include getting emotionally attached to plants

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what she says: no

what she really means: no

women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them

(Source: panerasexual, via tylergoddamnposey)

Anonymous: u do ur makeup good whats ur routine 

liquid foundation then powder then liquid eyeliner then mascara nothing special lol


wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

(Source: spockdarlin, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)


Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

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