peace love unity respect

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via -getbusyliving)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via -getbusyliving)

plantcreep:

my talents include getting emotionally attached to plants

(via -getbusyliving)

hanniggle:

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them

(Source: khione, via scottmotherfuckinmccall)