peace love unity respect

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via -getbusyliving)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via -getbusyliving)

plantcreep:

my talents include getting emotionally attached to plants

(via -getbusyliving)

hanniggle:

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them

(Source: panerasexual, via tylergoddamnposey)

Anonymous: u do ur makeup good whats ur routine 

liquid foundation then powder then liquid eyeliner then mascara nothing special lol

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

(Source: spockdarlin, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

fuckiero:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(via pterodactylburps)